i can’t believe david lynch nominated vladimir putin for the ice bucket challenge
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me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
too much standing in the mirror
in the sun-bright living room sat
an hourglass that could turn itself.
it sat on a table. a fairly decent table.
a man of evil came,
wearing a black suit and black sunglasses.
he picked up the glass,
twirled it in his hand,
studied, felt it, and
tossed it to…
this new taylor swift song is like we are never ever getting back together all over again…. inescapable and fucking annoying